BTS – Skit Lyrics (English Translation)

Skit Lyrics

BTS (방탄소년단)

“Skit” will be “the vivid record of the conversations they had when they first topped the Billboard Hot 100 chart and ‘Dynamite.'”

BTS Skit Lyrics English Translation

[V] Congratulations!
[Jin] Announcing the entrance of the Billboard No. 1 artists!
[V] Enter!
Bang PD: Congratulations.
[Jin] Oh, were you already recording?
[J-Hope] I can’t believe you’re calling us Billboard No. 1 artists.
[Jungkook] Wow! Really!
[V] Happy birthday as well.
[Jungkook] Oh, yes.

[J-Hope] Hey, you got a No. 1 on Billboard on your birthday.
RM: It’s a proper birthday gift.
[Jungkook] Exactly.
[Jin] Looks like Jungkook won’t need any more gifts.
[Jungkook] This is kind of unbelievable… Does this make any sense?
RM: Exactly, he doesn’t need them anymore, we’ve all given him gifts now.
[Jungkook] The best—
[J-Hope] The Billboard No.1 is the present.
[Jungkook] I’ve received the best birthday present of my entire life.

[Jungkook] Ah, what is happening?
[J-Hope] Does it get officially posted today, the 1st of September?
[Jungkook] I’m really experiencing so many happy events one after another.
[V] It’ll probably pop up on Thursday? On the charts officially.
RM: They say it’s on Saturday.
[V] Oh~
[Suga] Ah, I’m sorry. This Billboard No. 1 artist is here too late—
[J-Hope] I told you— I told you (he’d do this), didn’t I?
[Suga] I went to the bathroom.
RM: Please say a few words.

[Jin] What an amazing few words those were.
[Suga] Is this how you treat a Billboard No. 1 artist? There isn’t anywhere for me to sit— oh no, oh no.
RM: Hyung, there are six other No. 1 artists who arrived and took their seats before you.
[Suga] It was good for my health.
RM: How was it for everyone? I very calmly went to bed early yesterday.
[Suga] It seems like my health got better.

[J-Hope] I’m the kind to sleep late so—
[Jin] Me too, I saw what Namjoon sent, then I popped a bottle open, drank it, and then went to sleep.
RM: I mean, in the group chat I—
[Suga] I couldn’t sleep at all.
RM: I sent it the minute it was released but nobody responded!
[Suga] It’s because I was crying—
RM: I was like, “Are you sleeping?!”
[Suga] I was crying at the time, I’m sorry.

[Jungkook] To be honest, I didn’t know it would be released today.
[V] Me too. Actually, I thought Tuesday was today, so I didn’t know, ‘cause I’ve lost track of what day it is.
RM: The time difference, because of the time difference.
[Jimin] I thought it was going to be released around dinnertime.
[V] That’s right, me too.
[Jin] I thought it was going to be released at 1:30 in the afternoon today.
[Jimin] Actually, I was just thinking “Oh, it would be nice if it happened”.
RM: Don’t you suddenly feel like retiring?

[V] Announce it right now! “Retirement Ceremony”.
RM: Through a skit? That would be legendary.
[Suga] I’m going to make music till I die.
RM: Lifetime job.
[J-Hope] So, are we going to go have a drink? What are we doing—
RM: After we’re done, let’s—
[V] We’ve got to go have a drink.
[Suga] After we’re done let’s go have a small, quick drink.

RM: Let’s just get a quick drink, I think it’ll be good.
[V] But even Billboard No. 1 artists can’t get dance practice cancelled.
[J-Hope] Cancel dance practice?
[Suga]: Of course, we’ve got to practice our choreography.
[J-Hope] Let’s just do a quick one and then call it a day.
RM: That’s right.
[Jimin] Yes, well—
[Jungkook] What are we doing today?

[J-Hope] Stuff we’ve done before.
[Jungkook] Ah.
[Jin] DNA and—
[J-Hope] No More Dream. (x2)
[Jimin] Ah, No More Dream. Okay, let’s stop, everyone, there’s no need to worry!
RM: Oh, this is our project to find our roots. When we got No.1, we were practicing No More Dream.
[Suga] Look at him talking about our roots!
RM: No, hyung, think about how cool it sounds. These Billboard No. 1 artists, on the very same day they were practicing their debut song. Wow, I really—
[V] Hyung, you should write that into lyrics.

RM: How do I do that?
RM: “Today I practiced ‘No More Dream’!”
[Jimin] It is kind of funny, practicing on the day we got No. 1. It’s actually kinda interesting?
RM: Man…
[Jungkook] We have to practice!
RM: Ah, when I woke up in the morning I kept looking at the news. Oh man…
[Suga] I couldn’t sleep.
[Jimin] It’s really, really amazing. Everyone, you’re really amazing, everyone.
RM: Really amazing!
[Jin] You’re amazing, everyone!

[Suga] Eh, what’s so amazing about being a Billboard No. 1 artist…
JM: Everyone, you’re amazing.
[Suga] When you put it that way it’s a little upsetting.
[Jimin] Ah, seeing this really makes me want to have a concert.
RM: Hob-ah, is this not what happiness is?
[Jin] Wow, it’s been a while since we’ve said something like that.
RM: Doesn’t it feel different now?

Thanks to: Faith, Yein, Aditi, Mary & Denise @ bts-trans

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