“Skit” will be “the vivid record of the conversations they had when they first topped the Billboard Hot 100 chart and ‘Dynamite.'”
|Label:||Big Hit Entertainment|
BTS Skit Lyrics English Translation
[Jin] Announcing the entrance of the Billboard No. 1 artists!
Bang PD: Congratulations.
[Jin] Oh, were you already recording?
[J-Hope] I can’t believe you’re calling us Billboard No. 1 artists.
[Jungkook] Wow! Really!
[V] Happy birthday as well.
[Jungkook] Oh, yes.
[J-Hope] Hey, you got a No. 1 on Billboard on your birthday.
RM: It’s a proper birthday gift.
[Jin] Looks like Jungkook won’t need any more gifts.
[Jungkook] This is kind of unbelievable… Does this make any sense?
RM: Exactly, he doesn’t need them anymore, we’ve all given him gifts now.
[Jungkook] The best—
[J-Hope] The Billboard No.1 is the present.
[Jungkook] I’ve received the best birthday present of my entire life.
[Jungkook] Ah, what is happening?
[J-Hope] Does it get officially posted today, the 1st of September?
[Jungkook] I’m really experiencing so many happy events one after another.
[V] It’ll probably pop up on Thursday? On the charts officially.
RM: They say it’s on Saturday.
[Suga] Ah, I’m sorry. This Billboard No. 1 artist is here too late—
[J-Hope] I told you— I told you (he’d do this), didn’t I?
[Suga] I went to the bathroom.
RM: Please say a few words.
[Jin] What an amazing few words those were.
[Suga] Is this how you treat a Billboard No. 1 artist? There isn’t anywhere for me to sit— oh no, oh no.
RM: Hyung, there are six other No. 1 artists who arrived and took their seats before you.
[Suga] It was good for my health.
RM: How was it for everyone? I very calmly went to bed early yesterday.
[Suga] It seems like my health got better.
[J-Hope] I’m the kind to sleep late so—
[Jin] Me too, I saw what Namjoon sent, then I popped a bottle open, drank it, and then went to sleep.
RM: I mean, in the group chat I—
[Suga] I couldn’t sleep at all.
RM: I sent it the minute it was released but nobody responded!
[Suga] It’s because I was crying—
RM: I was like, “Are you sleeping?!”
[Suga] I was crying at the time, I’m sorry.
[Jungkook] To be honest, I didn’t know it would be released today.
[V] Me too. Actually, I thought Tuesday was today, so I didn’t know, ‘cause I’ve lost track of what day it is.
RM: The time difference, because of the time difference.
[Jimin] I thought it was going to be released around dinnertime.
[V] That’s right, me too.
[Jin] I thought it was going to be released at 1:30 in the afternoon today.
[Jimin] Actually, I was just thinking “Oh, it would be nice if it happened”.
RM: Don’t you suddenly feel like retiring?
[V] Announce it right now! “Retirement Ceremony”.
RM: Through a skit? That would be legendary.
[Suga] I’m going to make music till I die.
RM: Lifetime job.
[J-Hope] So, are we going to go have a drink? What are we doing—
RM: After we’re done, let’s—
[V] We’ve got to go have a drink.
[Suga] After we’re done let’s go have a small, quick drink.
RM: Let’s just get a quick drink, I think it’ll be good.
[V] But even Billboard No. 1 artists can’t get dance practice cancelled.
[J-Hope] Cancel dance practice?
[Suga]: Of course, we’ve got to practice our choreography.
[J-Hope] Let’s just do a quick one and then call it a day.
RM: That’s right.
[Jimin] Yes, well—
[Jungkook] What are we doing today?
[J-Hope] Stuff we’ve done before.
[Jin] DNA and—
[J-Hope] No More Dream. (x2)
[Jimin] Ah, No More Dream. Okay, let’s stop, everyone, there’s no need to worry!
RM: Oh, this is our project to find our roots. When we got No.1, we were practicing No More Dream.
[Suga] Look at him talking about our roots!
RM: No, hyung, think about how cool it sounds. These Billboard No. 1 artists, on the very same day they were practicing their debut song. Wow, I really—
[V] Hyung, you should write that into lyrics.
RM: How do I do that?
RM: “Today I practiced ‘No More Dream’!”
[Jimin] It is kind of funny, practicing on the day we got No. 1. It’s actually kinda interesting?
[Jungkook] We have to practice!
RM: Ah, when I woke up in the morning I kept looking at the news. Oh man…
[Suga] I couldn’t sleep.
[Jimin] It’s really, really amazing. Everyone, you’re really amazing, everyone.
RM: Really amazing!
[Jin] You’re amazing, everyone!
[Suga] Eh, what’s so amazing about being a Billboard No. 1 artist…
JM: Everyone, you’re amazing.
[Suga] When you put it that way it’s a little upsetting.
[Jimin] Ah, seeing this really makes me want to have a concert.
RM: Hob-ah, is this not what happiness is?
[Jin] Wow, it’s been a while since we’ve said something like that.
RM: Doesn’t it feel different now?
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